Age/Gender: 82, Male
Location: dark empty cave
Job: Uber-Pirate
Hi. You've reached Green Phantom...I'm not here right now, I'm probably torturing those who hath invoked thy wrath...leave a message at the sound of the blood curdling scream of terror!
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Whistle Status: Normal
Exp. Points: 140 / 180
Exp. Rank #: 193,639
Voting Pow.: 3.82 votes
BBS Posts: 4 (0 per day)
Flash Reviews: 44
Music Reviews: 0
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 25
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44 Reviews | 4 w/ Responses
once that sword broke, i had a hard time processing the amount of rape Yoyo unleashed. Best choreographed fight scenes of any flash EVER.
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Take a simple concept, add animal abuse (its ok, he's got a hard bony shell), toss in some humor, mix it together with amusing graphics, and you get this, which is EPIC. Watching your little terrapin soar into space is awesome, and youre always driven to go one step further. I promised myself that i would only play for about 15 minutes, 4 days later i'm trying to overcome my record of 420,570 ft. The ONLY thing that came to mind that would make this game an iota better would be Quake/Unreal sounds. Would'nt it be great to hear GODLIKE after hitting yourr 10th goomba? Or HUMILIATION after hitting spike? Love this game, keep up the good work.
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In every sense of the word. At some points it because bit hard to tell what to do, but the sheer fun makes that forgivable. You did an incredible job, I wish every mystery game was like this one.
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make more!
I totally thought that it was going to be a full episode lol
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Yes, its obvious the graphics are not the greatest thing anyone has ever set eyes on, but these negotiator games are well written and addictive.
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A greater flash has not been made. You sir, are undoubtedly, completely and totally UBER-AWESOME-TO-THA-MAX-HYPHEN!!!!
p.s. can i hayf yo babies?
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i didnt have high hopes for this butit was really good dude. good freakin job
Author's Response:
lol thanx. Im glad yu liked it, and hopefully I am making it into a series, but not just yet :P Anyway, more coming your way.
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and to who ever asked. That "do do do" song was Suzanne Vega's "Tom's Diner" parodied by Wierd Al
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that was the dumbest thing ever....LOOKS GOOD AT 50fps tho!
the music was Breaking Benjamin, off the Halo 2 soundtrack
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A wonderfully dark twist on the old fable.
5/5
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